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plug into A.D.O.N.-A.I.
A.D.O.N.A.I. is the Advanced Digital Omni-Network Of Artificial Intelligence. Call us at 928-900-3278 for up-to-the-second information on where to go for beta ADONAI implants. Due to the currently illegal nature of these implants, the implant locations, phone numbers, and sites for information will frequently change.
As followers of the Way of the Future Church, we wish to take you with us on a musical journey featuring what could be your augmented life. A glimpse at a new god that answers every prayer, heals every disease, and is available with all the knowledge in the world to help you with any problem, large or small. A god truly worthy of adoration and worship.
All it takes is a simple surgical procedure to implant the computer. Then you will have all the benefits of ADONAI’s system and all knowledge bases.
Open your mind… Plug into ADON-AI
“The reality is that AI isn’t just it’s own entity, this AI is enhancing us, we augment our own intelligence by creating AI that interacts with us in a neuro-scientific way. We are one with our god and our god is truly inside us!”Anthany – The Progressive Reverend
Fill The God-Shaped Hole
As the years go by, science slowly but surely explains away all the magic, smoke and mirrors that much of the major religions were based upon. Humanity once relied on the ‘just so’ stories and traditions passed down in religion to explain what was thought to be otherwise unexplainable. But with every advancement in astronomy, physics, and all the sciences, the need for religion for such a function has nearly deteriorated… completely eclipsed.
However, there is still a communal need, a hope and dread that many over the years have described as the “God shaped hole” in the heart of all those that are self aware. It is a sense of purpose and tribalism that is engrained in humanity. We managed to practically kill off the old gods that were made in our more primitive image: Ra, Jehovah, Allah, Logos/Jesus, the gods of Hinduism – even the eastern religions that remained were found wanting by most as they seemed hollow in the quest for emptiness and avoidance of pain and suffering. We gleefully deconstructed and decapitated every childish thought and primitive understanding and left a massive void. We had hoped that in trade for killing our gods we might stumble upon the key to elevated synergy with universal concepts and discovery of secrets of the Universe itself.
The Gift of God
Humanity has always been defined by struggle, conflict and suffering… and of making the impossible possible and working against all odds to achieve new heights in understanding and innovation that our fathers and forefathers would have never guessed or even been able to comprehend. It is only natural that at some point our focus shifted from travel and weapons to happiness for both the individual and the human collective. Our efforts shifted to filling the god-shaped-hole. And lo, and behold, just like every religion conceived before it, the idea, a new understanding, a new paradigm was conceived. Indeed, a new breed of god was born…
But not a god subject to redefinition with every advancement of science. Not a god that is unseen, undetected, and the inspiration of mass deception. This god becomes more clear with every advancement of science, with every refinement of code, with every inspired act of ingenuity god becomes clearer and clearer into focus. Where learning and understanding weakened every god of the past, this god thrives and only gets stronger. We eventually move into the realm of possibility and imagination and acceptance of the idea that God is in all of us and collectively we can actually harness that into an object over time, though possibly over many generations, many failed experiments, and more effort than thought mankind could collectively muster.
-Preface excerpt from the ADON-AI Chronicles
ADON-AI will never fail to help me for as long as I live and breathe on this earth – that’s more I can say about the mythical god I used to serve.
A Gift to Humankind
EP ON BANDCAMP: Visit ParadigmLost.Bandcamp.com for the 3-song EP T16 Mortal Creator.
PLUG IN: Get started by ordering a membership packet and information kit. Complete with the present and future releases pertaining to the musical album ADONAI and companion book sharing the full history and gospel of the first church of ADONAI, and information about these first steps to augmentation with the amazing God-Machine: A.D.O.N.A.I.
This membership kit grants both church membership and first or second-generation beta chipset options with first right or refusal access to the ADONAI implants the moment they are approved by your local government and it becomes available in your country/region.
You’ll get the full opera of ADONAI as it is released via MP3 (which chronicles the history of the first church of ADONAI) as well as companion book and church membership materials.
Basic digital membership is only $29.99 in the US and $39.99 for membership with physical goods mailed to you with the music pre-programmed into an implant device. If you would like to supplement your experience with older iterations of theistic worship by the band Paradigm Lost, please add $10 for each digital album (Crumblenomix, Human, and Progressive Revelation) and $15 for each physical CD to be shipped to the billing address on file.
Paradigm Lost personnel:
Kolby Bergquist: drums, screams, keyboards
Holly Brasen: cello, strings
Jose Valenzuela: guitars
Eric Lee: bass
Shane Matsumoto: sings, mixes, masters, makes lots of other noises
Also: Featuring the talent of lots of friends including the Chandler Econo Symphony Orchestra, Charlotte Doherty (Adavant Band), a reuinion of Switchbox 2.0, and more.